50 Ways To Annoy Sabaku No Gaara1. Get a bucket full of water and throw the water at him. When he gets mad and asks you why you did that, just say you wanted to find out if he wore eyeliner or not.2. Write "LeeGaa 4ever!!!" all over his gourd. With a permanent marker.3. Take a sticky note that says "YOUTH!" and stick it on to his back (if he doesn't wear a gourd, of course. If he does, stick it on to his gourd).4. Buy a sandcest doujinshi, and lay it on his desk. Make sure his siblings find it.5. Take his Kazekage hat and throw it out the window (make sure it's a blowy day).6. Fill his gourd with water.7. Ask him if he used to hump his teddybear.8. Grab his ar
LeeGaa: Sake Effects"Hey, Gaara-san! Long time no see!"Gaara turned around to be met by the light blonde girl, her hair tied in a ponytail, with light eyes and purple outfit. Yamanaka Ino. Since he started his life as the Kazekage he has become friendly with a lot of Naruto's friends, especially Ino. There weren't more between them though. Ino liked Uchiha Sasuke and Gaara liked...well...someone else.He liked Ino. His first memory of her was when she fought her former best friend, Haruno Sakura in the Chuunin exams, which turned out in a tie. She was pretty nice actually. She's a chick who wants to cheer other people up, including Gaara. She has taught him p
40 Ways To Annoy Rock Lee1. Shave off his eyebrows when he's asleep. When he wakes up, tell him he's starting to look more and more like Gaara.2. Ask him if his hair really shines, or if he just has coloured it white there.3. WARNING: I suggest you can eat strong food to do this! Get some Curry of Life and eat it like you really love it...in front of Lee. Tell him how good it is, but do NOT share. Absolutely REFUSE.4. Tell him that you prefer GaiLee waaaay before LeeSaku. (You don't have to, really. It's just to annoy him).5. Take a bottle of saké and shove it into his mouth, forcing him to drink. When he's drunk, take photos...and show them to Sakura.
LeeGaa: Spending TimeGaara was sitting on the roof of the Kazekage's office. It was night. The stars shined clearly on the pitch black sky. Sometimes, he felt like they were eyes, watching him, as witnesses. "As anything can happen now" his inner self thought. As usual, he didn't sleep, because of his insomnia. Though he could sleep now after Akatsuki had removed Shukaku, he didn't feel like sleeping. He missed those quiet nights; only the sound of the wind making noises. He loved that noise. It almost sounded like some lullaby his mother sang for him, before she died, him lying in her arms as a newborn baby. He somewhat remembered the lullaby, which is really st
40 Ways To Annoy Finn The Human1. When you talk to him, finish EVERY sentence with "dude" or "man".2. Print out BubblegumXMarceline and poster them all over his and Jake's house.3. Dress like the horse poobrain (The Eyes) and stand outside their house. EVERY NIGHT.4. Tell Finn that you go for Ice King.5. Constantly remind him that he's the only human left (exclude Susan, if she is one).6. Tell him that Princess Bubblegum will never love him, cause she has secret hots for Ice King (not really, just to annoy him).7. Run around him and sing the opening theme song ALL day. "ADVENTURE TIME, COME ON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS, WE'RE GOING TO VERY, DISTANT LANDS..." If he fina
FIX-IT FELIX STYLE!The four of them; Ralph, Vanellope, Felix and Calhoun were on their way to Tapper's. The noisy horse laughter from inside the bar, obviously the owners of the voices were drunk. They thought of if they should have left Vanellope outside, but as her stubbornness was more strong than the danger, they didn't really see they had a choice but to let her tag along. Besides, what could some couple of guys do to a glitch teleporting master...Vanellope gave the other three a short look, before glitching away and appearing before the entrance."Gosh, you're so sloooow..." Mewling made the three adults feel on the edge of wanting to make her stay outs
MLP-Amnesia: Oblivion of The Descent Harmony CH. 3CHAPTER 3: QUESTIONS PLEADING FOR ANSWERSI trotted about trying to bury my thoughts in my heavy chest. I really needed to talk to somepony. This solitude threatened to kill me and it scared me. On top of it all, if I was to encounter someone I would be scared til my knees couldn't stop clappering. The only company and the light I could have guiding me was the lantern floating in front of my muzzle. This loneliness has affected me too much I almost felt like I would go insane any minute. The hallucinations didn't make it any better, even though it only lasted about a second or two. Soon I couldn't just ignore my feelings. I felt like letting
MLP-Amnesia: Oblivion of The Descent Harmony CH. 2CHAPTER 2: HOSTILE IMPRESSIONI exited the room I had found the note in. Surprisingly, the shaking of my body has stopped. I wildly guessed it was my definite change in character to carry on with this dangerous mission. From now on, it was serious business. The fate of my friends and myself were put in my hands, and it was a matter I wouldn't even dare letting down.I walked from a door to another one. That was all I cared for. Doors, doors, doors. If there was something else I could care about of I saw, then beat me.My aching feet did their best in their walking. I admired them a lot, more than I admired my brain that couldn't even compr